37 Folks Who Ran Out of Luck

Nathan Johnson Published 07/19/2024 in Funny

Be thankful life doesn't hate you as much as it does these poor folks.

Life is all about learning how to role withe the punches. Sometimes things go your way and sometimes they don't. Sadly, there is no grand life lesson to be learned from having a bad vacation or renting an apartment that latter falls apart on your head, but for us, it is pretty funny.

But don't laugh too hard, you never know when the universe is going to call your number.

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1.
“Beryl just knocked over the 21 year old tree that was planted by my dad when I was born.”
2.
“Mistakenly used powdered sugar to make gravy instead of flour.”
3.
“Noticed my car got keyed after leaving my eye exam”
4.
“Desk just exploded”
5.
“Someone’s lost bag at the Toronto airport for at least 20 minutes.”
6.
“My mom was supposed to come visit for the first time in like 15 years(from MO to TX) so I stayed up all night smoking a brisket. She flaked. I’m not even surprised. My friends will eat well tonight. They’re more fun anyways.”
7.
“I was car jacked and then ran over by my own car, broke 6 ribs and bruised a lung, recovery has been rough..”
8.
“Someone had an unsecured load of paint”
9.
“Just stepped on this thing”
10.
“Just hit by an uninsured, unlicensed drunk driver…500 feet from getting home.”
11.
“Someone popped my front and back tire in my apartment parking lot over night. “
12.
“Bought some much needed furniture, got delivery today and the loveseat didn’t come with any legs.”
13.
“I left my laptop running for too long and the lithium battery expanded”
14.
“A drunk driver ran through our front door not even an hour ago. My mom, girlfriend and I are fine but one of our cats is missing.”
15.
"Found these mangled $100s in the trap of my dryer filter"
16.
"When the wife cooks salt potatoes"
17.
"This is why we wash our rice"
18.
"Right when my morning was starting to get better"
19.
"I'm going on an international flight in 2 days..."
20.
"Worst Scrabble Luck Ever"
21.
"My parents' back yard right now, from less than 20 minutes of rain. It was dry this morning."
22.
"Locked out of my Airbnb rental for hours in the summer heat" "Keypad shows all sorts of errors, and now no longer responding."
23.
"Sat near door waiting and never heard the knock"
24.
"Got decent rain where I live, went through a puddle thinking it was very shallow, apparently deep enough to rip the exhaust out of my car in 2 pieces, only reason this is on is because it was being held by the axle"
25.
"Neighbor lost power, too much junk in their driveway, line crew gave me a lawn job"
26.
"We bought the car two weeks ago."
27.
"Someone forgot their cake for school in the train..."
28.
"People who built my house didn't care who lived or died"
29.
"Factory-new trash bags discovered when emptying the bin..."
30.
"Bought a new GPU without realizing how long it was, I’m an idiot."
31.
"Bluetooth headphones while cleaning drain - bad idea :("
32.
"Cement overhang straight to the face."
33.
"My entire apartment ceiling collapsed last night"
34.
"Someone tried to drill the latch on my (empty) van."
35.
"My trip to the Grand Canyon."
36.
"I guess it’s time for a new guitar."
37.
"Pizza....cake? lol. Forget the recipe said to divide the dough in half to make 2 pizzas."

1.
“Beryl just knocked over the 21 year old tree that was planted by my dad when I was born.”
2.
“Mistakenly used powdered sugar to make gravy instead of flour.”
3.
“Noticed my car got keyed after leaving my eye exam”
4.
“Desk just exploded”
5.
“Someone’s lost bag at the Toronto airport for at least 20 minutes.”
6.
“My mom was supposed to come visit for the first time in like 15 years(from MO to TX) so I stayed up all night smoking a brisket. She flaked. I’m not even surprised. My friends will eat well tonight. They’re more fun anyways.”
7.
“I was car jacked and then ran over by my own car, broke 6 ribs and bruised a lung, recovery has been rough..”
8.
“Someone had an unsecured load of paint”
9.
“Just stepped on this thing”
10.
“Just hit by an uninsured, unlicensed drunk driver…500 feet from getting home.”
11.
“Someone popped my front and back tire in my apartment parking lot over night. “
12.
“Bought some much needed furniture, got delivery today and the loveseat didn’t come with any legs.”
13.
“I left my laptop running for too long and the lithium battery expanded”
14.
“A drunk driver ran through our front door not even an hour ago. My mom, girlfriend and I are fine but one of our cats is missing.”
15.
"Found these mangled $100s in the trap of my dryer filter"
16.
"When the wife cooks salt potatoes"
17.
"This is why we wash our rice"
18.
"Right when my morning was starting to get better"
19.
"I'm going on an international flight in 2 days..."
20.
"Worst Scrabble Luck Ever"
21.
"My parents' back yard right now, from less than 20 minutes of rain. It was dry this morning."
22.
"Locked out of my Airbnb rental for hours in the summer heat" "Keypad shows all sorts of errors, and now no longer responding."
23.
"Sat near door waiting and never heard the knock"
24.
"Got decent rain where I live, went through a puddle thinking it was very shallow, apparently deep enough to rip the exhaust out of my car in 2 pieces, only reason this is on is because it was being held by the axle"
25.
"Neighbor lost power, too much junk in their driveway, line crew gave me a lawn job"
26.
"We bought the car two weeks ago."
27.
"Someone forgot their cake for school in the train..."
28.
"People who built my house didn't care who lived or died"
29.
"Factory-new trash bags discovered when emptying the bin..."
30.
"Bought a new GPU without realizing how long it was, I’m an idiot."
31.
"Bluetooth headphones while cleaning drain - bad idea :("
32.
"Cement overhang straight to the face."
33.
"My entire apartment ceiling collapsed last night"
34.
"Someone tried to drill the latch on my (empty) van."
35.
"My trip to the Grand Canyon."
36.
"I guess it’s time for a new guitar."
37.
"Pizza....cake? lol. Forget the recipe said to divide the dough in half to make 2 pizzas."